DrunkBomber

JD Runnels will be played by Krusty the Clown

Dez Clark to be played by Forest Whitaker

I saw this on the official board a few years ago and we did it here two years ago so I figured its time to bring it back. Ill get it started with some favorites. Who would be cast to play the 2008 Bears?John Tait will be played by Michael Chicklis

If theres one thing we need its a disgruntled 5th RB.

I will sit back and wait. Mark my words and this is a guarantee, before his contract, that he signed and says he will honor, is up Devin Hester will become a problem about wanting more money. Just because he is saying the right things right now doesnt mean anything. There isnt a chance Hesters contract wont become a huge problem in the upcoming months. Anyone can hold me to this, similar to how I said Urlacher will be in camp when it counts.

A healthy Mike Brown might be the best defensive player in the NFL, and his impact on the team is one of the biggest in the league.

Looking at that I dont think the Bears are going to be very effective to use online. The cool thing about these though is that they update them frequently online so as players progress or regress it will apply it to the game.

I agree. I think they should pay him comparable to a good number two receiver and have lots of incentive bonuses especially on offense. I dont think he would agree to it though. If we could make it where he only got that kind of money if he performed above average at WR then I wouldnt mind paying him top dollar.

The problem with Hesters contract is that any other dominant returner has fallen off production wise before they were going to get big money as a returner. However, there would be teams out there that will be willing to pay Hester way more than the Bears would. He has carried our offense numerous time, but if he ever got on a team with a good offense like Indy, NE or San Diego, he would make a good offense almost unstoppable. Teams may be willing to kick it out of bounds if they dont respect our offense and are more worried about his return than they are giving our offense good field position. However, if he was on a team like Indy, no team is going to hand the ball to Manning and the offense near midfield every time.

I think youre overlooking the benefit of that on a cold winters day in Chicago.

What player that would be available is worth the pick? The Suns wouldnt trade Stoudemire for a draft pick and Larry Hughes. Stoudemire is too important for them to compete in the West.

I dont have much of a case to say why i think that. Its more of a hopeful hunch. Most of the time in sports recently, when teams seem to drastically improve they regress and vise versa. There wont be much pressure on them and they wont have a bulls eye on their back. Lovie has owned Green Bay and we should be fine against the Lions and Vikings.

Theres not a chance in hell they would trade this pick. This is what this team has needed. Also, the reason why the Suns traded Marion is because they had Stoudemire. It would take a ton to get him.

What key players did we lose besides Berrian?

Id call that something, logic

I think the Bears are going to win the division unless they get blasted by injuries. I think the division is pretty overrated. Im not buying into Aaron Rogers yet and the Lions havent improved at all. The Vikings seem like the runaway favorite but Im not buying it. Theyre one AP injury from being below 500.

They said on the radio that Hester, Harris and Urlacher are all at camp.

Im not sure what week it is, but hopefully for your sake its before the entire Saints backfield is injured.

How can you have Forte in the third round of your mock when he went half way through the second round?

and the other 60% have a bunch of illegitimate kids.

We knew that in high school and exercised it in college. You dont even have to answer the door as long as you dont acknowledge them. If they can see you and you acknowledge them they will come in sometimes if its something like a big party. That happened to me in high school a few times but nobody is really going to take a complaint seriously from a bunch of kids that just got caught underage drinking. In college, it got to the point where if we were having a party and the cops walked in they would say anyone who doesnt live here leave. The look on their faces was priceless when every person left. They cant prove who was there later so theres nothing they can do.

I would assume the difference is because Benson was never liked to begin with. Hes been a pain in the ass since hes been here so people overreact to what happened even though it isnt a big deal at all. Noah on the other hand goes more balls out than anyone weve seen in Chicago in a long time. He puts in a lot of effort and seems to be more concerned with winning so people will be quicker to overlook his situation.

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