Let's have fun with this, shall we?
Pretend you gave your wife a vacuum cleaner for your anniversary. She gets the gift, she's insulted and walks away in a hissy because she used to be prom queen and has always had her way with men, so her expectation is jewelry. That's Urlacher. On the other hand, Louis wanted the vacuum cleaner, because he knows he's the homely wife and is lucky to get tokens of adoration at all. But, he really had his heart set on a better vacuum, so he allows himself to seduced by the milkman. He comes back exclaiming that he's leaving unless we offer what the milkman did. And our response was, "We don't want you. We can do better than you."
And moral of the story is, I'm on my 3rd wife...