jason Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Here's my not-so-serious attempt at making a draft board for the Bears that would have a list of great names for all fans. To be honest, I wouldn't be terribly upset with this draft. 1st - Colt McCoy, QB, Tex - I have never heard a name sound more like a quarterback name 2nd - Phil Loadholt, OT, OU - Just admit it...he has a cool name. 3rd - Fenuki Tupou, OG, Oregon - It's about time the Bears brought in an Islander. 3rd - Javorskie Lane, FB, Tex A&M - Javorskie is cool on it's on, and sounds like a Bear player's name. But the last name of Lane as a FB is like having Dunk as a basketball player's last name. 4th - Stryker Sulak, DE-OLB, Miss - How do you not like a DE/LB named Stryker!? He immediately takes the spot opposite of Briggs on name alone. 5th - Willie VanDeSteeg, DE, Minnesota - If that doesn't sound like the last name of a porn star, I dont' know what does. 6th - Marko Mitchell, WR, Nevada - I see great potential for hilarious "Marko, Polo" references. 7th - Al Afalava, S, Oregon State - You know Alafalava is really a foreign curse word. Those who just missed the cut Darius Passmore, WR, Marshall - Guess what he wants? Alan-Michael Cash, DT, NCState - Cash money baby! Moise Fokou, OLB, Maryland - Oh yeah?! Fokou you too! Captain Munnerlyn, CB, SC - Honorary Team Captain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnr Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Here's my not-so-serious attempt at making a draft board for the Bears that would have a list of great names for all fans. To be honest, I wouldn't be terribly upset with this draft. 1st - Colt McCoy, QB, Tex - I have never heard a name sound more like a quarterback name 2nd - Phil Loadholt, OT, OU - Just admit it...he has a cool name. 3rd - Fenuki Tupou, OG, Oregon - It's about time the Bears brought in an Islander. 3rd - Javorskie Lane, FB, Tex A&M - Javorskie is cool on it's on, and sounds like a Bear player's name. But the last name of Lane as a FB is like having Dunk as a basketball player's last name. 4th - Stryker Sulak, DE-OLB, Miss - How do you not like a DE/LB named Stryker!? He immediately takes the spot opposite of Briggs on name alone. 5th - Willie VanDeSteeg, DE, Minnesota - If that doesn't sound like the last name of a porn star, I dont' know what does. 6th - Marko Mitchell, WR, Nevada - I see great potential for hilarious "Marko, Polo" references. 7th - Al Afalava, S, Oregon State - You know Alafalava is really a foreign curse word. Those who just missed the cut Darius Passmore, WR, Marshall - Guess what he wants? Alan-Michael Cash, DT, NCState - Cash money baby! Moise Fokou, OLB, Maryland - Oh yeah?! Fokou you too! Captain Munnerlyn, CB, SC - Honorary Team Captain? Decent, but I miss Duke Robinson on that list. You can't ignore the Duke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlithuanian Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 ...and Laurinaitis! Decent, but I miss Duke Robinson on that list. You can't ignore the Duke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Hochuli 3:16 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 What about Ziggy Hood, DT, Missouri? Potential 2nd or 3rd rounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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