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The "All Cool Name" draft


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Here's my not-so-serious attempt at making a draft board for the Bears that would have a list of great names for all fans. To be honest, I wouldn't be terribly upset with this draft.

 

1st - Colt McCoy, QB, Tex - I have never heard a name sound more like a quarterback name

2nd - Phil Loadholt, OT, OU - Just admit it...he has a cool name.

3rd - Fenuki Tupou, OG, Oregon - It's about time the Bears brought in an Islander.

3rd - Javorskie Lane, FB, Tex A&M - Javorskie is cool on it's on, and sounds like a Bear player's name. But the last name of Lane as a FB is like having Dunk as a basketball player's last name.

4th - Stryker Sulak, DE-OLB, Miss - How do you not like a DE/LB named Stryker!? He immediately takes the spot opposite of Briggs on name alone.

5th - Willie VanDeSteeg, DE, Minnesota - If that doesn't sound like the last name of a porn star, I dont' know what does.

6th - Marko Mitchell, WR, Nevada - I see great potential for hilarious "Marko, Polo" references.

7th - Al Afalava, S, Oregon State - You know Alafalava is really a foreign curse word.

 

Those who just missed the cut

Darius Passmore, WR, Marshall - Guess what he wants?

Alan-Michael Cash, DT, NCState - Cash money baby!

Moise Fokou, OLB, Maryland - Oh yeah?! Fokou you too!

Captain Munnerlyn, CB, SC - Honorary Team Captain?

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Here's my not-so-serious attempt at making a draft board for the Bears that would have a list of great names for all fans. To be honest, I wouldn't be terribly upset with this draft.

 

1st - Colt McCoy, QB, Tex - I have never heard a name sound more like a quarterback name

2nd - Phil Loadholt, OT, OU - Just admit it...he has a cool name.

3rd - Fenuki Tupou, OG, Oregon - It's about time the Bears brought in an Islander.

3rd - Javorskie Lane, FB, Tex A&M - Javorskie is cool on it's on, and sounds like a Bear player's name. But the last name of Lane as a FB is like having Dunk as a basketball player's last name.

4th - Stryker Sulak, DE-OLB, Miss - How do you not like a DE/LB named Stryker!? He immediately takes the spot opposite of Briggs on name alone.

5th - Willie VanDeSteeg, DE, Minnesota - If that doesn't sound like the last name of a porn star, I dont' know what does.

6th - Marko Mitchell, WR, Nevada - I see great potential for hilarious "Marko, Polo" references.

7th - Al Afalava, S, Oregon State - You know Alafalava is really a foreign curse word.

 

Those who just missed the cut

Darius Passmore, WR, Marshall - Guess what he wants?

Alan-Michael Cash, DT, NCState - Cash money baby!

Moise Fokou, OLB, Maryland - Oh yeah?! Fokou you too!

Captain Munnerlyn, CB, SC - Honorary Team Captain?

Decent, but I miss Duke Robinson on that list. You can't ignore the Duke!

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