jason Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 With today's news, I predict with fair certainty that the following will happen to my life and keep me too busy to participate in the board's happenings: -Jessica Alba will hire me to be her deep tissue massage therapist -Publisher's Clearing House will knock in a few hours -I'm going to find the Hope Diamond in my backyard -I'll become a hot commodity in the porn industry -The McRib will come back permanently -Chuck Norris will call to tell me how awesome I am -Keanu Reeves will never make another movie -The Cubs will win the World Series I'm sure there is more, but I'm sort of delirious right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinger226 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 With today's news, I predict with fair certainty that the following will happen to my life and keep me too busy to participate in the board's happenings: -Jessica Alba will hire me to be her deep tissue massage therapist -Publisher's Clearing House will knock in a few hours -I'm going to find the Hope Diamond in my backyard -I'll become a hot commodity in the porn industry -The McRib will come back permanently -Chuck Norris will call to tell me how awesome I am -Keanu Reeves will never make another movie -The Cubs will win the World Series I'm sure there is more, but I'm sort of delirious right now. Anybody being negative today needs to stick a gun in there mouth. I havent been this excited since Hester run the opening KO back for a touchdown.(I was later disappointed)I was in Mexico that year and won 500.00 on one play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlithuanian Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 http://robalini.blogspot.com/2009/02/cult-...Y-1235894400000 -The McRib will come back permanently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balta1701-A Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 -The Cubs will win the World Series No. That's all I have to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfoligno Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Dude, I about lost the burger I just ate w/ your 4th point. Oh yea. And I'll tell Jessica. She's at my place now. With today's news, I predict with fair certainty that the following will happen to my life and keep me too busy to participate in the board's happenings: -Jessica Alba will hire me to be her deep tissue massage therapist -Publisher's Clearing House will knock in a few hours -I'm going to find the Hope Diamond in my backyard -I'll become a hot commodity in the porn industry -The McRib will come back permanently -Chuck Norris will call to tell me how awesome I am -Keanu Reeves will never make another movie -The Cubs will win the World Series I'm sure there is more, but I'm sort of delirious right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://robalini.blogspot.com/2009/02/cult-...Y-1235894400000 Great site. I heard one time that the reason the McRib is only a part time offer is that the pork production in the U.S. would suffer a catastrophe because of the increase in demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlithuanian Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ha! Wouldn't surprise me! Form a freind that works at In-N Out in California here, he says it's pure marketing... They hold it back and then release, and the sales goes through the roof. They usually extend the limited time for much longer than announced...then pull it. Rinse repeat! And I flock up to it like a sheep! It's crack times 10! Great site. I heard one time that the reason the McRib is only a part time offer is that the pork production in the U.S. would suffer a catastrophe because of the increase in demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo3451 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingtwig Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Classic! I was almost certain I would wake up today to find out that this was nothing but a hoax and a late april fools day prank. I believe I am still dreaming. Maybe we should all invest in the lottery. Somebody is bound to get lucky. I can't believe what all has happened since 4pm yesterday for me. Talk about a 13 hour high lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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