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Prediction on the Bears record


Ed Hochuli 3:16

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I'm going 0-16.

 

Marshall is a woman beater, Cutler is a pussy, all of their FA's are either back-ups or ST players, their draft is already the worst ever, and Lovie is a douche. Oh, and Emery looks like a librarian.

 

If they bring Ditka back, I'll immediately switch that prediction to 15-1.

 

/endsarcasm

 

:shakehead

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Judging by some the responses here we'll be sub .500....

 

 

NOW when you jump back to reality and remember this team was reallly good last year before it was bit by the injury bug I'm gonna go with 12-4

 

After looking at it on paper, I think you are about right.

 

Out of the 16 games I see 7 games that will be tough, the turning points, the other 9 should be easy enough to win without any "traps"

 

The 7 Big games:

 

@ GBP

DET

@ DAL

HOU

@ SFO

GBP

DET

 

Now I figure - or at least hope - we can be at least 4/3 in those 7 games.

 

Then the 9 easier games, supposedly:

 

IND

STL

@ JAX

CAR

@ TEN

MIN

SEA

@ MIN

@ ARI

 

Teams always seem to lose one or 2 they should have won, call it a "trap game". Therefore I am hoping for 8/1 from these games.

 

That would total 12 & 4 for the season and pretty much guarantee being in the playoffs.

 

That is my take.

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I'm going 0-16.

 

Marshall is a woman beater, Cutler is a pussy, all of their FA's are either back-ups or ST players, their draft is already the worst ever, and Lovie is a douche. Oh, and Emery looks like a librarian.

 

If they bring Ditka back, I'll immediately switch that prediction to 15-1.

 

/endsarcasm

 

:shakehead

Post of the year. Douche is a little harsh for Lovie though, maybe "unresponsive/dead in the eyes".

 

Seriously though, both Ditka and Buddy Ryan are available. Can you imagine the 46 D and a circa 1970s Dallas offense with our personnel? Old is the new new.

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  • 7 months later...
I'm going 0-16.

 

Marshall is a woman beater, Cutler is a pussy, all of their FA's are either back-ups or ST players, their draft is already the worst ever, and Lovie is a douche. Oh, and Emery looks like a librarian.

 

If they bring Ditka back, I'll immediately switch that prediction to 15-1.

 

/endsarcasm

 

:shakehead

This was awesome way back in April, lol. Classic post by BrianBear.

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